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Joke of the Day

"Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes"

"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted... With tears rolling down my face, I shouted out loud. ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I decided never to visit Thailand again."

"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."

"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."

"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."

"I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was."

"If there is not a open bar and a goddamn delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back."

"Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."

"Don't EVER let anyone tell you you're not worth anything. You can get at least ten grand for one of your kidneys."