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Joke of the Day

"Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Nobody wants a garbanzo bean on their face....ha!"

"What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"You know that guy who looks like that other guy in that show we used to like? He died. - how my wife and I communicate"

"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""

"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."

"Your resume just says ""falconer"" ""And?"" Well, this is a bank *falcon starts break-dancing* ""Not yet Tyler, wait until he offers us the job"""

"Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*"