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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an angry man and a gay arab? An angry man shakes a fist..."

"Have you ever heard about the man who wrote the funniest joke in world? I bet you haven't; he died laughing."

"I talked to San Andreas about the earthquake yesterday. He said it wasn't his fault."

"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."

"My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out."

"What is the longest word in the english language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"Stupid science joke Calcium Carbonate gets into an argument with his friend, electron. ""Why do you always have to be so negative?"" ""Shut up, you're just basic!"""

"What does a light bulb filled with gas?"

"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"

"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."