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Joke of the Day

"After handing cashiers money, I like to caress their hand just to let them know all sales don't have to be final."

"How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it."

"Is divorce spelled with one bottle of champagne or two?"

"If anyone needs me, I'll be spending the rest of my life under this bathroom light that gives my abs a hint of definition."

"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."

"Dear Boyz II Men, please change your name to Men II Old Men."

"I gave her my heart but what she really needed was kidney transplant..."

"Who took care of German army dogs after the war? Veteran Aryans"

"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Answer: FF [why?](/s ""2B OR NOT 2B = FF"")"

"Some say money talks Mine just says goodbye"