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Joke of the Day

"I'd say he was spineless. Yes about as spineless as cooked spaghetti."

"1. Take dozens of pictures of yourself sleeping. 2. Put them in coworker's drawer. 3. ""WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!"""

"What's the best way to cheer on an electrician? You con-du-it!!!"

"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble."

"I'll take a low-fat, mocha, chai, organic-soy-milk latte, with a shot of French vanilla, sprinkled with unicorn soul, please."

"What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets."

"My friend was doing impersonations of The A-Team. I told him they were amazing. You should have seen his Face..."

"What did the insurance company say to Dr. Dre when his house was demolished? Someone's gotta pick up the Beats and pieces."

"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."