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Joke of the Day

"My friend was doing impersonations of The A-Team. I told him they were amazing. You should have seen his Face..."

"Apparently, Tiger is back in a bit of form. I wonder what her name is?"

"Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad."

"I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... People who understand binary, and people who don't."

"The Red Hot Chili Peppers failed to show up to their concert last night. They're now known as the Red Hot Chili Flakes."

"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."

"What's the difference between yogurt and America? Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years"

"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."

"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."