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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most successful rapist? Django"
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"Cap: good morning Avengers let's begin Iron Man: wait spider-man is missing Open Mouth Man: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite"
"""do you know why I pulled one over on you?"" becau- wait what? ""I'm not a real cop lol"" haha nice! *pulls gun* ""I am taking your car though"""
"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."
"If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions"
"When asking a girl out it's important to show you respect her. Try writing your number on a Tubman Twenty so she knows your a feminist."
"What do you call an angry psychiatrist? Therapissed."
"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"Remember that guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car crash? Yeah he's alright now."
"I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose."