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Joke of the Day
"What are the longest hairs in the body? Nose hairs, because pulling them out is a pain in the ass."
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"IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!"
"I don't want to do cocaine. I just want to know what it smells like."
"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"
"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."