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Joke of the Day

"""What's for dinner?"" Updog & chips. ""Does updog have gluten in it?"" No..wait..you're supposed to say... ""You know I can't have gluten Karen"""

"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."

"Who's the most racist super hero? White Power Ranger!"

"What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house? Cinnamon Ghost Crunch"

"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."

"What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation."

"God does exist If you're North Korean"

"Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you."

"""Oh great! Just great!"" --guy showing up to the beach with a bunch of sand"