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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys see the stock prices of brussel sprouts today? They really blew up...."
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"Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car."
"YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE! An enthusiastic optician throwing dozens of pairs of glasses out into a crowd."
"Kids are smarter than adults I believe that kids are much smarter than adults. Why? Because I don't know one kid who has a wife and a family."
"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."
"I'm Phoenician, as in, ""Nobody better stop me from Phoenician all of these donuts."""
"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"
"ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car."
"What Moby Dick's fathers name? Papa Boner"
"Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals? Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America."