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Joke of the Day
"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? Penis envy."
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"what do you call a gay guy on roller skates? Rolaids"
"Steve Irwin lived the same way he died... With animals in his heart."
"My Asian girlfriend told me there's nothing wrong with having a little penis. I still wish she didn't have one, though..."
"There's probably only 7 people on earth who actually know what they're doing during the whole smelling, swirling and sipping wine thing."
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? ( say it out loud )"
"Someone's only cute till they leave one of your texts on read."
"I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon"
"Yesterday I burnt my food so black... ... it stole my bike."
"I was gonna wear my camouflage pants this morning... But I couldn't find them"