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Joke of the Day
"What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid? Nailed it."
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"A dyslexic optometrist diagnosed a patient with stigmata."
"They asked what was my dream position Turns out, ""doggie style"" is not the correct answer."
"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"
"There are two kind of business on earth... One is not your business, and the other is not my business."
"My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be me."
"Submarines are just hipster boats."
"Why do prostitutes hate hot dogs? Because the vender always forgets to put on CONDOMents. Goddamn, hat joke was bad"
"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""
"What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs? Boom-shackle-lacquer!"