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Joke of the Day
"I bet OJ Simpson's friends were really confused when his answer to F/Marry/Kill was ""Yes."""
Next Joke
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate his tits a lot."
"Billy where is your homework? ""im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it"""
"Militant feminists: I take my hat off to them. They don't like that."
"Being football fans ... Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south ? Because Minnesota blows & Chicago sucks"
"What's the secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beams? Jetfuel."
"Why did the sausage beat his kids? For being little brats."
"Why do slovaks don't like Czechs? They prefer cash."
"I asked my friend who the antagonist of Borderlands is. Me: ""If you tell me, i'll give you some alcohol for free"" Friend: ""Alright then, hand some jack"""
"My grandfather's last words.. My Grandfather said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."