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Joke of the Day

"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."

"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said ""Gold and silver and sunshine."""

"What has four legs and two assholes? A police horse."

"Roses are red Oh, by the way, I have Alzheimers Happy Veterans Day"

"I like drawing frat boys on passed out dicks."

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."

"How did Han Solo enter the world? On the perineum falcon!"

"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."