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Joke of the Day
"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"
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"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."
"Why do people insist on saying ""You're next"" to me at weddings? Do they not realize how serial killery that is?"
"Why was a guy arrested for peeing on Indian land? He was on a Nipissing reserve."
"Shit happens. Just flush the toilet and move on."
"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."
"What's cold and comes in April? Her dad."
"I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: ""I miss Detroit"" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, ""Hope this helps."""
"I ran into a racist Jamaican on Halloween, I went into a gas station wearing an Obama mask, he said no mosques allowed."
"Hey Click this link."