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Joke of the Day
"Who's the idiot that called it ""The Wizard of Oz"" and not ""The Flair Witch Project""?"
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"Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked."
"How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash."
"Pro Tip for the ladies. Ask him to show you where the ""jack thingy"" is at in the trunk and when he shows you.. That's when you push him in."
"ON THE INTERNET : Ughh.. I hate people so much.. APPLYING FOR JOB : I love working with people and I am very sociable"
"A lettuce, a tomato and a pumpkin had a race The pumpkin fell down squash. The tomato tried to ketchup, but the lettuce came out ahead"
"Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles."
"How long does it take for mods to remove a post? [removed]"
"Did you here about the priest? He broke his organ on a hymn"
"Why don't tortoises wear scarves? They have turtlenecks"