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Joke of the Day

"How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash."

"First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though"

"Why did the hipster burn himself? Because he played with fire before it was cool."

"What do you call a gay couch? A homo sectional."

"Why can't fashion designers play uno? Because they always draw a cardigan."

"I saw a truck with donkeys in the trailer... It was hauling ass."

"My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that"

"A man spends his first 9 months trying to get out of the womb and the rest of his life trying to get back in"

"Pavlov hears a bell ring... He says, ""Aw! I forgot to feed the dogs again!"""

"How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ? Diagon alley"