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Joke of the Day

"ON THE INTERNET : Ughh.. I hate people so much.. APPLYING FOR JOB : I love working with people and I am very sociable"

"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest... The boy turns to the man and says ""Its dark, I'm scared."" The man replies with ""You're scared? I have to walk back through here on my own!"""

"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"

"People who shave their heads... I think people who shave their heads are really just saying, ""I want a bigger forehead."""

"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."

"What did the Rei say to the Hachi? Nice obi!"

"You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves."

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"[True story] Saw a guy in a wheelchair going into the gym. .. My first thought was, ""well I guess he won't be doing legs today."" I'll show myself out."

"I'm starting to believe that most people wouldn't be that much different if they were turned into actual zombies...."