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Joke of the Day
"I'm smiling. This should scare you."
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"How do you call a lesbian dinosaur Lickalotopus"
"How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill"
"What to hear a joke? A girlfriend.. While the humor is dry, in this joke i fully understand that this is not something many of you will ever get."
"Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store."
"Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants."
"A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: ""Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"" The man replies: ""Six, i dont think i can eat eight"""
"What's the worst thing to come out of The Armenian Genocide? Kardashians"
"*Buys bat for home security *it flies away Being dumb is hard."
"DOCTOR: Here's some medicine, for your well-being. GUY WHO HAS SOMEONE CAPTIVE IN HIS WELL: *thinking* How does he know about the Well Being"