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Joke of the Day
"I'm smiling. This should scare you."
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"[pet store] Um hi can I have 4 turtles & 1 rat Clerk: hah trying to make ur own ninja turtles dude Me:*hiding miniature sai and katana* n no"
"What's Black on top and White bottom? rape"
"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"
"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"
"How are women and rocks alike? You skip the flat ones."
"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."
"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."
"You don't realize how much you miss your privacy until you have a toddler hugging you the entire time you pee."
"Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'"