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Joke of the Day
"What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? ""What makes you tick?"""
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"Have you ever thought about dying instantly? couldn't hurt."
"I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a waist of time."
"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"
"A quick way to get your kids to leave you alone is to say, ""I need to make your dentist appointment."""
"There were many docks along the seashore, but one of them couldn't handle itself and collapsed. Why? Pier pressure!"
"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."
"Guess what? Wll you just do something for me? Yeah, admit you just wiped your screen."
"The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science."
"Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad. Son: What's wrongdad? Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left."