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Joke of the Day

"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"

"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"

"Girl, do you need an inhaler? 'Cuz I heard you got that ass mah."

"Its better to remain silent and let people think you a fool... ...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

"What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? One day my prints will come."

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"An octopus should have eightacles, not ten."

"Why should we make Gabe Newell president? There won't be any World War 3. \#gaben2k16"

"How does an Alabama girl know she's in for a crazy night? Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten."

"Can we install an *eyeroll* button on twitter?"