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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker who doesn't use protection? NSFW"
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"I want a job cleaning mirrors... It's something I could really see myself doing."
"How many X does it take to lightbulb? Karma?"
"Trying to give up cold turkey It's hard though when there is so much left over from Christmas."
"Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS."
"My ex wife asked me to check on her house while she was on vacation.... Google Earth says everything is just fine."
"Some guy ordered a glass of coke. I told him to take a pitcher, it'll last longer."
"Which war had the most overweight soldiers? VietNOMNOMNOM"
"What did the vampire say to his girlfriend at school? See you next period!"
"Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: ""No son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible but I like your thinking""."