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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hooker who doesn't use protection? NSFW"

"I was surprised to learn that the Israeli form of martial art was Krav maga... I always thought they used JEWjitzu..."

"So I discovered that one of my herbs went off today. It was just a matter of thyme. xxx"

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9"

"I've been diagnosed with kleptomania... when it gets really bad, I have to take something."

"How do you confuse Helen Keller? You tell her to read a basketball."

"What do you get with breaking news? News casts."

"'Two can play that game...' -people who dont understand that's how games usually work"

"A lot of people think the medical drama ""House"" is funny.... but I think it Hugh-Laurie-ious!"

"How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI? The cigarette."