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Joke of the Day
"How often do you use algebra? Equationally."
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"*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit"
"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."
"""murder"" she wrote ""your password must contain at least one number and one upper case letter"" the screen said ""murd3R"" she wrote, frowning"
"What file turns a 1mm hole into a 10mm hole? A paedophile."
"What kind of martial art does a chef do? Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)"
"[ice cream parlor] WIFE: I'll have two scoops of vanilla ME: me too, u could say I want an WIFE AND CLERK: please don't ME: ice cream clone"
"What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution."
"""HOW MUCH FOR THE GREEN SMART CAR?"" ""Ma'am, that's a watermelon"""
"Didja hear the joke about the piece of paper ripped in half? It's tearable."