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Joke of the Day

"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"

"im a proud member of an elitist clique which spawned from the entenmann's bakery product support forums back in the early '00s"

"I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off."

"Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election"

"Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years... Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision."

"I was at a Pakistani owned gas station... There was some sort of problem with my debit card at the pump. I know this because a message popped up that said ""PLEASE SEE KASHIR."""

"You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning."

"A Geeky One Why would The Doctor and Storm get along? Because he is the heart of the storm."

"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."