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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types if people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"

"I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist."

"A pedophile was taking a small child into the woods at night.... The kid say, ""These woods are really scary"". The pedophile replies with, ""You're telling me, iv'e got to walk out of here alone""."

"A bunch of bats are hanging on a tree branch... BAT A: Hey look at Harry he's hanging the other way up!! (like a bird) BAT B: He's been having these fainting spells all week."

"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"

"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"

"Why did the train go left? Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it."

"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."

"My post on /r/bombs made the front page Edit: holy shit this blew up"