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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves? Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money"

"How did Wendy die? The baconator"

"Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny? Because 7, 10, 11."

"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."

"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"

"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"

"You can lead a horse to water and if he walks on it congratulations you found horse jesus."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"

"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."