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Joke of the Day

"Sex between 3 people is a threesome, 2 is a twosome... Does that make me a handsome guy?"

"People who are afraid of pedophiles Need to grow up"

"The Puritans were a bunch of stuck-up pricks. They had such a holier-than-thou attitude."

"mens rights activists"

"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."

"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."

"I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop."

"In an English class... Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with ""I."" David: I is... Teacher: No, David. You must always say ""I am."" David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much."