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Joke of the Day

"She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe"

"I hate being bi-polar.It's awesome."

"Me: are you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"

"Man with five penises As the man with five penises put on a condom, he sighed. ""Fits like a glove."""

"Where does an ape sleep? In an apricot."

"My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute."

"Did you know that Diarrhea can kill you? Even if you only drink a little bit."

"What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre"

"Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money. I was robbed blind."

"My friend started jogging so he'd live longer. He got hit by a bus and died the next day."