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Joke of the Day
"What do vegan zombies eat? ~Graaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssssss"
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"What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'"
"A joke is like a frog... ... you understand it better after you dissect it, but then the frog is dead."
"Ever have one of those days where you drink so much coffee that you can't hold the scalpel straight? LOL! It's like a Gallagher show!"
"Are you a great at fishing? So you're a Mastur""bait""er"
"The best & funniest part of The Big Bang Theory.., is when I get the remote to change the channel."
"""Newt Gingrich"" sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up."
"Russell Crowe had an affair with Meg Ryan He's gladiator."
"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."
"How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? A Terra Bite"