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Joke of the Day

"What do vegan zombies eat? ~Graaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssssss"

"Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant? Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power."

"Two jihadists walks into a gay bar.... Needless to say, they had a huge blast"

"Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you."

"Nobody under the age of 23 has any recollection of life before the internet. I hope that fact makes you vomit like it did me."

"Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in the graveyard? So far the police have found over 300 dead bodies."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 10 years"

"After a long journey Frodo and Sam arrive to return the One Ring to the fires of Mt. Doom Frodo: Dude dont be mad, but I forgot the receipt"

"dishes laundry vacuuming dusting me *Things that won't get done today."

"How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, ""Pssh, I can do that."""