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Joke of the Day

"Irish Nessie Over in Ireland, in a lake near Dublin, thay have their own Nessie. It's a monster that likes to ring doorbells. It's a knock-less monster."

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"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"
"What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids? Michael Jackson"
"And the Best McDonald's Employee of the Month goes to Mad Max: Fury Road."
"What does disappointment feel like? [deleted]"
"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."
"David Cameron: ""In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."" Buckingham Palace?"
"Clerk Kent is in fact Superman... So my mom tells me stop hanging with your friends who are always drunk! They are not a good company! How should i tell her that... ""Clark Kent is in fact Superman"""
"I went to a child psychologist once. He was rubbish. He was only seven."
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