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Joke of the Day

"How many kids does a sterile German have? Nein."

"i get sad for like an hour and then happy for 5 minutes and then sad for another hour and then happy for 3 minutes omg break ups r real hard"

"We need to stop joking on fat people so much. They have enough on their plate already."

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition."

"Quick! Everyone on Facebook is at church! Let's go steal all their shit!"

"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."

"I dumped my gf as she had OCD Odorous Cunt Discharge"

"As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won."

"Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two."

"On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself."