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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub? A vegetable soup"
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"Wanna know what's the most racist game ever? Chess. They never EVER let Black go first."
"A man and his wife were once in a very healthy marriage."
"It took me just 30 minutes to get the Christmas tree up yesterday... It took surgeons 4 hours to get it back out again."
"I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito... Nothing warms my heart and stomach more than reuniting a mother and child."
"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 30, my basement is still dark."
"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer."
"There's no harm in trying Unless you try to commit suicide,that will suck real bad"
"Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!"