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Joke of the Day
"Water is the most precious drink Because without it we can't make coffee"
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"Know how I upset my balcony? I couldn't make it to the bathroom."
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits."
"A mortician died in a small town He showed up to work late"
"If honey is supposed to be so great for your voice, why does it sound like Winnie the Pooh has been shotgunning bleach?"
"What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic? A rebel without a gauze."
"VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."
"Jesse James married my sister. He's know my brother out-law"
"How do you obtain Kate Upton's nudes? Easy, go on Twitter right now."
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