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Joke of the Day
"Water is the most precious drink Because without it we can't make coffee"
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"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."
"Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some."
"I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them."
"Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you can still eat all the food you spill"
"NO...I don't ""make plans"" because plans suggest INTENT... ...which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions."
"You know what the worst part of vaping is? Telling your parents you're gay."
"80% of men say they'd marry the same woman all over again. Related: 80% of men are afraid that what they say will get back to their wives."
"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"
"If your social security number was your cell phone number... what would your number be?"