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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do."
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"When my mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down."
"Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room."
"If you surround yourself with people who are full of drama, don't bitch if a shitstorm is always blowing through your life."
"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"
"How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate."
"Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent."
"I hate when girls say, ""you probably say that to every girl."" don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?"
"Every letter likes Jews... but not-Z"
"My mother never attempted to wean me off of breast feeding. Just cut me off entirely one day... ...as if that first year of college wasn't difficult enough."