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Joke of the Day

"NO...I don't ""make plans"" because plans suggest INTENT... ...which is typically the distinction between second & first degree convictions."

"I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips."

"*Hits Rock Bottom* Dwayne Johnson: I have a boyfriend."

"My girlfriend is the best hooker in the country All her fellow rugby players agree."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!"

"Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? Aw, schwitz! I forgot it :("

"Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC] It was an obvious faux paw. ^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork."

"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"

"Feminism is a broad issue."

"Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !"