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Joke of the Day
"""What is your reason for divorce?"" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'"
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"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""
"I'm writing a television series which involves everyone smoking dope. It's a mellow drama."
"Ordinary things that become AMAZING once you're a parent: -showers -sitting down to eat -drinking coffee while it's hot -pooping"
"LAWYER JOKE whats the difference between a lawyer and a liar? liars sometimes unknowingly speak the truth"
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew....... boy scouts return from camp"
"So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight... when do I get my adult supervision?"
"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and SHIPS!"
"Have you heard about the kidnapper? He's really got away with kids."
"Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage"