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"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""
"Wife: What r u doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes. Wife: How many did u kill? Husband: Total 5. Two female, 3 males. Wife: How do u know their genders? Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer."
"What do you call a midnight run to get ecstasy? A nocturnal E-mission!!! I came up with this a few years ago and thought I should share with the masses:)"
"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
"Just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in the rubbish bin, can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!"
"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."
"It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"The Discovery Channel is filming a new series about my ex-wife. It is called Deadliest Snatch"