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Joke of the Day

"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."

"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"

"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."

"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"

"LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off."

"Where do robo-babies come from? From the computerus."

"I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can ? His wife died."

"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."

"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."