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Joke of the Day
"How does a Muslim find a goat in tall grass? Sexier when his child bride is holding it."
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"I had Chinese German food Hour later I was hungry for power"
"What's the best way to work your trapezius muscles? *shrugs*"
"Just heard a lady in Target scream ""WE DON'T BUY THINGS JUST TO BUY THINGS"" at her kids and now I kinda wish she'd have a talk with me also."
"What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor."
"What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender? a handshake"
"What did the German brat say to his father? You're the wurst!"
"Whaat do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king!"
"Cops would catch more drunk drivers if they just stood outside with signs that say HONK IF YOU'RE WASTED!"
"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."