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Joke of the Day
"My Life Thats the joke"
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"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."
"A husband and wife were found smothered in their bed... Detectives called it the pillow case..."
"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."
"Two cowboys walk into a bar... And the bar done et the slower one."
"Scientists just announced the discovery of another planet in our solar system They're calling it Plu-two"
"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."
"Buying In Bulk In theory: Oh good, I'll have enough chips to last all month In reality: I'm gonna eat 5 family size bags of chips tonight"
"I joke a lot about how horrible my wife and kid are, but in reality you should know that it's not funny at all and it really sucks for me."
"What happens when you take a joke too far? The 45th President of the United States of America."