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Joke of the Day

"I recently came across a book about a highway system in a third world country I didn't enjoy it. It was full of potholes."

"What's Master P's favorite fruit? Uhh' banananaaaaaa"

"""Sup man? Yeaah, I'm incorporated."" - business casual"

"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station & a Crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean."

"Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad... Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it..."

"Are you an elixir? Because you made my PP go up."

"You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women? They're bitter. Garrison Keillor"

"What do you call a balding Native American? A patchy.."

"Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."