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Joke of the Day

"why couldn't mrs. claus get pregnant? santa only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney..."

"Wanna hear a pun about long hair? Rapunzel."

"Many people are surprised to hear I'm married because I scream it at them as I descend from their broken skylight in the dead of night."

"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."

"Bacon twice a day keeps a size 34 waist away."

"Why did the chicken crossed the road? To piss off drivers"

"Warning: NSFW Jokes"

"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"

"[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline? If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me."

"Three guys walk in to a bar... One ducks"