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Joke of the Day
"I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone."
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"My wife has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh ... ... and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."
"What was the pig when he got laryngitis...? He was dis-gruntled!"
"I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass All they do is dribble."
"Self-deprecating humor is kind of my thing, or at least that's what I tell myself."
"What do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwitistic"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? You breathe through *that*?"
"I used to love your updates. Then you pissed me off, and now your updates piss me off too."
"There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice."
"I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just ""K."" Now I write ""Potassium"" instead."