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Joke of the Day
"I offended a girl at Ethnicity Club. Apparently she didn't like my tone."
Next Joke
"my girlfriends dad asked me what I do but apparently your daughter wasn't the answer"
"What did the Native American pornstar call himself? Spread Eagle"
"If it screams, it's not food yet"
"How do we know God's not a woman? We're not sandwiches."
"Pretzels Two pretzels were walking down the street. One got assaulted."
"My son, who is 10, just explained that the things he did when he was 7 no longer reflect the person that he is now. I need a drink."
"What do you call a superfluous elephant? Irelephant"
"The only time my girl friend will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER""... ...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!"
"Two men were chatting in a bar ""So what do you do?"" ""I write"" ""Oh, poetry or prose?"" ""Neither, I write cartoons"" ""Why's that?"" ""No rhyme or reason"""