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Joke of the Day

"My wife has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh ... ... and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."

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"What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride? That's a salt!"

"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"

"No job is free, even the blowjob!"

"My Black friend was pissed off that he didn't get a job he was totally qualified for so I told him to ""lighten up"" we're no longer friends."

"Ordered a Book on Female Orgasms. It hasn't come till now."

"Q: A word that defines ""a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism."" Sorry, this was ""a riposte""."

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana... and butterflies like margarine."

"The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to ""watch a movie"" is actually watching a movie."