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Joke of the Day
"There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice."
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"Wife: He's always lying about his celebrity connections.. Therapist: Is this true? Me: Just wait til Sonic The Hedgehog hears this bullshit."
"If you tell me you're a fan of One Direction, please clarify if you're referring to the boy band or Kim/Kanye's baby."
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