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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2 dont start anything"

"Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand"

"Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!"

"I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic."

"It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jerks they were last year."

"*accidentally walks into women's restroom* *plays it cool* *sits down* *finds comfort here* *changes name to Janice* *is alive* *is free*"

"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."

"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"