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Joke of the Day
"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."
Next Joke
"What does God call his nose? God knows."
"""Name?"" queries the Starbucks barista. The almighty feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl only sighs."
"Dear Netflix; when I got my first dvd by mail all those years ago I never dreamed that one day you would raise a child for me."
"What do businessmen and pedophiles have in common? They're both uptight cunts."
"What do worms and girls have in common? They both squirm when you eat them"
"What does Barack Obama say when his workweek is done? Yes weekend"
"It's a difficult day for me today. Today is the day I tell my dog that I am not his biological mother and that his real mother was a bitch."
"The dominating wife A woman at an optician's shop: I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband. He is still not seeing things my way!"
"My wife called me a pedophile and a bigamist I thought those were some big words for a jealous six year old"