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Joke of the Day

"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."

"Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz"

"I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart."

"My Son's #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"A man says to his son: ""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe""?"" ""You're not fooling me dad, a chair!!"" ""Not this time, your dog died."""

"[Dirty] Surveys show ... Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"I heard dhiarrea is hereditary It runs in your jeans."

"*Filling out application* Sex: ""no thanks"" Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex."

"Really sucks for those addicted to Apple products... ...now there is no *escape*"

"You ever notice how many narcissistic pirates there are? Everyone I meet won't stop saying Aye!"