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Joke of the Day

"A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, ""I'm a vegan!"""

"What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms"

"There is an existential horror upon seeing your password in handwriting."

"spent today capturing hipsters, tagging them, and releasing them back into Silverlake. Study: Do skinny jeans restrict grazing patterns?"

"What's the difference between light beer and having sex in a boat? Nothing. They're both fucking near water."

"What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s? The ""I've got this Covered"" Waggon"

"Say, hypothetically, I was stuck in an air vent over a dressing room at Lane Bryant. What kind of legal issues am I dealing with?"

"If Trump wins after Obama leaves office... Does that mean that orange really is the new black?"

"The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me"

"What's the difference between a bull and a cow? A bull smiles when you milk it."