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Joke of the Day
"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"
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"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"
"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2: One to screw in the bulb, and one to hold the penis... LADDER, I MEAN LADDER!"
"I really wish every time I insulted someone, you suddenly hear that ""Oooohhh"" the audience does in sitcom shows."
"I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on."
"Why are pedophiles so full of themselves? They only have sex with people who look up to them."
"I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today. Payback for talkback."
"*Crosses fingers* *Fingers plan their revenge*"
"sapnu puaS Read it upside down"