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Joke of the Day

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but do you know what two Wrights make? An airplane."

"It's like these fools at the gym have never seen a girl with roller skates on the treadmill before."

"I was having sex with my girlfriend when I felt a weird tap on my shoulder... I hate having sex in the bath."

"What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."

"Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?"

"What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon? ARE YE READY KIDS?!"

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer can get Jobs."

"Welcome to middle age, here's your card. You'll now have a favorite local weatherman and your elbows will never be pointy again."

"It's better to have hope in your soul.."

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."